Advice to others:
Life's a game. Learn to play it.
All is fair in love and war. Nowhere else.
What are you going to do once you're perfect?
Life's a bitch, so f*** it like one.
Don't die wondering.
What you know is something, what you do is everything.

About me:
Laziest piece of trash on the planet.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” 
― Albert Einstein