IMP3RIAL_ST4R
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This is not story related or anything, but just me glazing my pookie on the Interweb.
You may have a bestie. Well, me too. He's my homeboy, homeslice, goontwin. I love this child. He is amazing. He don't judge me, he let me rant or vent about whatever the fuck, and he. fucking. listens. I know that may seem like the bare mininum, but to me, it's holy shit. If you get what I mean. He doesn't judge me for my insecurities, or get (too) annoyed when I yap non-stop about my obsessions. Which I do a lot. I told him I might have an iron deficiency, and this bitch kept trying to get me to eat a bowl of ceral (which had, like, 30% iron or smth). This hoe has also threatened me saying "If you die, or kys, I will follow you." Like, HELLO?! He understands I'm a very touchy person, and will let me just yoink him. You may be wondering what's caused me to go on this rant about my awesome pookie bear. Nothing. Nothing caused it. I just felt like sharing my appreciation for this dih loving bitch. Let this be a sign to go tell your home(enter preferred gender), homeslice, goontwin that you love and appreciate them being there for you. SO! BUB! You fag. I FUCKING LOVE YOU BITCHHHHHHH!! Please don't get kidnapped by a dino nuggie!!
Anygays, love y'all. Keep shining bright. Mama Star OUT!
Jaybug063012
@IMP3RIAL_ST4R He sounds like a very nice person and I'm glad you have a friend like that.!!
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TheRealDally
Fr. I don’t know him great but he seems pretty cool, we talked about celebrity crushes and kept saying dudes lol. He definitely likes dih, do I can second Star. He seems like a sweet dude
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