NEWS FLASH: nobody reads these anyway...I am deleting Life is Payne. two reasons. one: barely any reads. two: It's dumb and I don't like it three(just for the heck of it):terrible title. never fear!!!!!!1 a new story with the same character and semi-same plot line will be up shortly! also I have a new policy. all commenters get a dedication and a fan. unless all of a sudden I get like 200 comments which is unlikely and unreasonable. so, keep your eyes peeled!