A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn’t come naturally, leave it.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
- Barbara De Angelis

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. 

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. 

 I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

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