ISimpToCope

i need to stop listening to sleep token when im reading angst because i cant read when i have tears in my eyes

ISimpToCope

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yesterday i waited for my bus for 30 mins and literally froze my ass off only for there to be a 2 hr delay, i go to go back out and oops!! the school's heater is broken (more than it already is lmao) so no school!
          and now im hoping im not waiting outside for another 30mins until 6:50ish again only to go inside and ask why tf isnt my bus here yet only to find out that dumb heater is still broken.
          they can delay school for BARELY AN INCH of snow that was pretty fluffy and you could literally just *blow* most of it away, cancel it for a heater not working that doesnt work in the classrooms unless the teachers trick the censors on it, but they dont cancel when the winds are so bad *IM* getting blown around??? (true story it was horrible my bus was late and i got soaked)

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yayyyy it actually came on time and im in art class rn doodling my interpretation of Nihil's ghouls lmao
            i named them based off of the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse since in the TFIAFL music vid the triangle patches all correlate to that;
            FIRE: war
            WATER: conquest (i made him look like a deep sea fishy mf hes a little spooky)
            EARTH: death
            AIR: famine
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ISimpToCope

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why the fuck do i get my twitter posts hidden for saying 'cis'? because elon's a dumbass.
          why did my account get locked? because i told a PRACTICING ZOOPHILE, that i hope their dog that THEY ARE ABUSING AND ACTIVELY ADMITTING TO, mauls them and shits on their corpse.
          WHY THE FUCK DO I GET IN TROUBLE BUT THE ACTUAL ANIMAL ABUSER DOESNT EVER GET SHIT FOR SAYING THIS???
          Elon and his app's moderation is so fucking stupid oml

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just had the weirdest fucking thought i have EVER had in my life as a virgin, but its a good ass question;
          does having jizz drip out of you feel like passing a clot..?? like, i cant imagine it feeling like anything else lmfao-

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i told my mom about the 'pony up daddy' saddle thingy for little kids and she instantly clocked it as a weird sex thing, like, no, its literally meant for kids and its supposed to make playing horsey ride more comfy for the kid lmfao