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oh im gonna fucking blow someone up (im joking) he fucking revoked the executive order that protects people from discrimination when getting a federal job..???? how many times do i have to hit that fuck with a brick before he realizes how stupid he is???

that orange fuck is NOT renaming the gulf, no matter how hard he tries its staying the Gulf of Mexico
          (gulf of america sounds like literal ass too omlll)
          
          ALSO FYM ELON LITERALLY DOING A HITLER SALUTE WAS HIS AUTISM??? NO??? YOU STUPID MAGA FUCKS THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

GUYS GO READ THIS RIGHT NOW I'VE READ IT LIKE 4 TIMES IM ADDICTED I LOVE IT SMMM
          https://archiveofourown.org/works/44683684/chapters/112625461#workskin

i am NOT about to start crying over a fic my mom thinks im doing homework and what she thinks im doing should NOT MAKE ME CRY ITS A KIDS BOOK AKFKASGD

HELP FOR AN ASSIGNMENT I HAD TO LOOK THROUGH MY CAMERA ROLL TO FIND A PICTURE TO WRITE ABOUT AND THE FIRST ONE I SEE IS OF COPIA'S ASS OMLLL

i made it to third base with my gf and i was shivering insanely violently for some reason, like, we *had* just come back inside from a session in the hot tub, but i wasnt THAT cold like, why was my response to being both nervous and super excited to just shake to the point i'd have to be pinned down to not move that much-
          can my body be normal for TWO SECONDS please??
          
          i also find it insanely funny she didnt let me sleep over due to concerns of us doing stuff like this but.... that didnt stop us at all lmaooo she will NOT be hearing about anything other than a few kisses and that is IT

i need to stop listening to sleep token when im reading angst because i cant read when i have tears in my eyes

lmfao i love my class:
          "she's scared of soda she literally wont drink it at all" - a
          "i love soda" - b
          "yeah i know i do too but she's a Mormon" - a
          
          what..?? 

yesterday i waited for my bus for 30 mins and literally froze my ass off only for there to be a 2 hr delay, i go to go back out and oops!! the school's heater is broken (more than it already is lmao) so no school!
          and now im hoping im not waiting outside for another 30mins until 6:50ish again only to go inside and ask why tf isnt my bus here yet only to find out that dumb heater is still broken.
          they can delay school for BARELY AN INCH of snow that was pretty fluffy and you could literally just *blow* most of it away, cancel it for a heater not working that doesnt work in the classrooms unless the teachers trick the censors on it, but they dont cancel when the winds are so bad *IM* getting blown around??? (true story it was horrible my bus was late and i got soaked)

why the fuck do i get my twitter posts hidden for saying 'cis'? because elon's a dumbass.
          why did my account get locked? because i told a PRACTICING ZOOPHILE, that i hope their dog that THEY ARE ABUSING AND ACTIVELY ADMITTING TO, mauls them and shits on their corpse.
          WHY THE FUCK DO I GET IN TROUBLE BUT THE ACTUAL ANIMAL ABUSER DOESNT EVER GET SHIT FOR SAYING THIS???
          Elon and his app's moderation is so fucking stupid oml