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Helloooo everybody 
          
          UHH... hi.
          
          IM SORRY GUYS BUT LIKE.. IM GONNA HAVE TO (once again) GO BACK ON WHAT I SAID– 
          
          Really sorry guys, lemme explain a lil'.
          
          See, I was actually able to keep up the 1 day post next day no post thing. But then, I fvcked up. It's been 5 days since my last update. Why? Because I forgot. And I was also busy with reading other stuff (don't mistake me for someone busy with uh... 'sociality'? Idk what they call it man).
          
          AND UH YEAH THATS ALL.
          
          Anyway, thanks for reading and see you next time!!

Helloooo everybody 
          
          Y'all I have so many exams istg
          
          ANYWAY, the actual reason as to why I'm writting this rn is that I'm gonna be uh changing the update times for the sskk oneshots book for once every 2 days 
          
          (Ex: day1=post — day2=no-post.)
          
          AND THE REASON!! is that I have a shitty memory and keep forgetting to write a story because I'm always ducking studying.
          
          Yeah so uh... that's why. YAYYY!!!
          
          Anyway, thanks for reading and see you next time!!

Helloooo everybody 
          
          Guys I'm super sorry I couldn't update and really wasn't online these past few days.
          
          Basically just to explain rq I had a big af family gathering and I couldn't be on my phone (no internet + no battery = worst combo) and stuff so yeah.
          
          And uh... I'll make a good chapter to make up for it..? 
          
          Anyway, thanks for reading and see you next time!!

Helloooo everybody 
          
          
          WE'RE IN SEPTEMBER, AND THE NEW ONESHOT BOOK IS GONNA COME OUT!!
          
          So uh, this was just made to tell y'all that the SSKK (because sskk won the vote) oneshot book is gonna come out on uhhh.... september 21st? Well, it's gonna come out somewhere in the 20s. 
          
          Here is some extra info!! 
          
          Updates are gonna be daily like the last book.
          
          I'm unsure of when I'm gonna stop posting chapters, but I doubt that the chapters are gonna get past 100. (More info as to why in the actual book!!)
          
          It's about SSKK!! Shin Soukoku is basically Atsushi x Akutagawa for the new people 
          
          And uuuhh.... I hope y'all are looking forward to this??
          
          Anyway, thanks for reading and see you next time!!

Helloooo everybody 
          
          SEPTEMBER'S COMING SOON, AND SO IS THE NEW ONESHOT BOOK!! 
          
          So in the lead, we got SHIN SOUKOKU with a total of 4 VOTES (wtf man why only 4)  
          
          In second place comes extremely close with 3 votes, Fyolai!! 
          
          And the others have either 2 or 1 votes. 
          
          I'm super glad that so many of you voted, seriously. There were like- so many different ships I filled up 2 pages. But the qinner is sskk!! I hope you all look forward to the next book, which will come out somewhere in september!!
          
          Anyway, thanks for reading and see you next time!!

Helloooo everybody 
          
          
          ITS ALMOST BEEN A MONTH SINCE I ENDED THE SKK ONESHOTS BOOK AND GUYS HERES HOW MANY VOTES WE'VE HAD
          
          SSKK (bsd): 3 votes
          FYOLAI (bsd): 3 votes
          RANPOE (bsd): 2 votes
          NORRAY (tpn): 2 votes
          
          and the rest are all at one vote.
          
          I decided to only show y'all the ones that had more than one vote because like... I've had many suggestions and I don't wanna make the list too long. So, let's end this the good old way, shall we?
          
          Thanks for reading and see you next time!!

Take this request if you have time and if you want to 
          Dazai turns into a dog and Chuuya spoils him. They’re both 16. The aftermath of the ability is Dazai questioning his life and sexuality. 

Helloooo everybody 
          
          Imma just tell you all this with the excitement I have when I have a surprise test from my teacher because im so happy i dont even know what to even fucking say
          
          We reached 25k.
          
          ...... yeah, I hate exams. This is why I'm failing, dont become like me guys <33
          
          So uh, back to topic.. there'll be 2 chapters tmr and uhh... ty all sm for this and uh.... ye. Dazai’s birthday is on june 19th so expect a beautiful honeymoon with lots of kisses (but no say gex, I'm bad at writing those scenes ;-;) and cuddles and shit like that.
          
          By the way, this book will be ending soon!! I'll end it a few days after Dazai’s birthday— maybe even on Dazai’s birthday. This journey was very long, and I appreciated every bit of it while it lasted. Thank you everyone for reading through the end, I will try to make as many requests as possible if I do get some. And for those who want a reason, well.. I have a lot of plans for the summer break, and it would be hard to squeeze in some time to write. Which is why, Dazai’s birthday might be the last chapters I write on the book. 
          
          Anyway, thanks for reading and see you next time!!

Helloooo everybody 
          
          
          Holy shit I just realised this but— 
          WE'RE ALREADY AT 24k READS ?!? 
          
          No but seriously, thank you guys!! Dazai’s birthday is coming up soon, so the honeymoon chapter is gonna be on his birthday. I'll also post 2 chapters tomorrow (because we reached 24k) and 2 chapters on Dazai’s birthday (birthday special + honeymoon). 
          
          I hope you guys will look forward to it!! See ya <3
          
          Thanks for reading and see you next time!!