Lia, asexual, hufflepuff, built like a thumB. I can't poop where strangers have rested their bootycheeks. Got breathing issues so I sound like a pug, and am lactose intolerant with a chocolate milk addiction. F*ck soy and almond milk. I brought my pills let me at that cow tiddy juice. Spongebob and Shrek quotes? Yes. My last boyfriend thought he was a vampire and wanted to be a Minecraft youtuber. That was in middle school. If I offer you relationship advice don't take it. I never grew out of my twilight phase. Hoa hoa hoa hoa hoa. I want Pyramid head to step on me 😍 Warning!!!:: If my about hasn't made it obvious yet, I'm a chronic shit poster ✌ catch ya'll in the comment section.