One Direction ruined my life.
I hate those little motherfuckers.
I don't know what I'd do with out them, I just love them so much.
I wanna be an actress or cosmetologist.
My official badge of insaneness(?).
*-[:{|}:]-*
I'm a classy mother fucker.
Does anyone else want a carrot costume? I do. I'd wear it all the time. I'd wear it to the store, to the beach, to school, the bathroom, a ball, prom, the red carpet, the bathroom, meeting one direction, the bathroom, did I mention the bathroom? Oh I didn't okay, the bathroom. Everywhere. But mainly the bathroom.
- With Nemo in a purple toilet plunger.
- JoinedOctober 25, 2012
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