When texting...
Me: Yo! What's up?
Person: Nm
Me: how's ya day?
Person: good.
Me: really? What you do?
Person: stuff
Me: *getting irritated* I watch a good anime today.
Person: Kool.
Me: *really ticked* I fell down the stairs today. I was bleeding pretty bad.
Person: oh
Me: *mad!!!!* I went to the mall and ran around naked yelling "the titans are here!" and got arrested. They sent me to a mental hospital and that's when I realized I was adopted and my original parents died during a shooting in stripping club, and I was the only survivor. Apparently I was 2 month old.
Person: ok
Me in reality: .... well!
Please tell me you can relate!!! -_-lll
*yes, I actually wrote that*