Storytime:
Me and a couple of my friends were joking around and we sad we were gonna see if one of us was a vampire. We chose.... let me just call her Lillian. We pulled Lillian into the sun, and I acted disappointed because she wasn't a vampire. So I said "aww. Lillian isn't a vampire."
And Lillian says, "Unless im a vampire from twilight. They just sparkle like a gay man from a pride parade."
So there's that.
~Ace