My name is X. My name is secret. Nobody has ever ran into me before. But, if you have, good thing I 
didn't see you because I would have had to change my identity again. And possibly destroy yours. 
I am not fond of idiots who slow my work down. I prefer to complete the job, go home, eat Cinnabons all 
night till I throw up, and then try saving somebody else's sorry pathetic life. 
My favorite thing to do is feed birds. And then blow them up with a rocket launcher!! Just kidding. I 
actually like to write stories. Stories are my thing. Maybe you should check out my first one. I'm in it! 
Isn't that cool? By the way, most of the things I told you have been lies. I hate rocket launchers and Cinnabons. Both make me constipated! Yes, the rocket launcher does, too! You have a problem with that?! And my name is not X. It is Z! And I love lolly-gaggers and girl scout cookies! See, I was lying again. My identity is concealed. Maybe one day you will find me. And when you do, I will sign your baby....if you have one. If you don't, maybe I could consider shooting limited edition Person X bullets into your bedroom wall. We will just have to see.