I_Cant_Breathe_6363

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When I first met my best friend I had a strange habbit of saying "I burped" after burping. The first time I was at his house we were on the roof with some beer and I burped, and said, "I burped". He clapped really loudly, "WOW YOU'RE SO SPECIAL! CONGRATS DUDE" And sense that day, everytime I burp, he claps for me.
          	
          	During my 8th grade year when my best friend and I were walking to his house. He then sneezed and it was completely silent. E then broke the silence with "Wow... Not even a fuck you?" I was rolling in the dirt for five minutes.
          	
          	The first one I met my best friend was in 7th grade. He was the new kid and I was trying to get the Ani social fuck to open up. I invited him to our table, I talked to him in class, I let him into our friend group ND he still wouldn't talk. Then one day when I was skipping tennis to hang out with the girl who had a crush on me, he came up and he said, "I have Red Bull" I was all over him boy it and he gave it to me. I was actually able to talk to him now. We shared common interests, such as energy drinks and talking shit.

I_Cant_Breathe_6363

this message may be offensive 
When I first met my best friend I had a strange habbit of saying "I burped" after burping. The first time I was at his house we were on the roof with some beer and I burped, and said, "I burped". He clapped really loudly, "WOW YOU'RE SO SPECIAL! CONGRATS DUDE" And sense that day, everytime I burp, he claps for me.
          
          During my 8th grade year when my best friend and I were walking to his house. He then sneezed and it was completely silent. E then broke the silence with "Wow... Not even a fuck you?" I was rolling in the dirt for five minutes.
          
          The first one I met my best friend was in 7th grade. He was the new kid and I was trying to get the Ani social fuck to open up. I invited him to our table, I talked to him in class, I let him into our friend group ND he still wouldn't talk. Then one day when I was skipping tennis to hang out with the girl who had a crush on me, he came up and he said, "I have Red Bull" I was all over him boy it and he gave it to me. I was actually able to talk to him now. We shared common interests, such as energy drinks and talking shit.

I_Cant_Breathe_6363

This morning I went out to eat breakfast in the living room. Later after I was back in my room my dad called me saying I 'forgot something' so I went out to the living room to see him on the couch watching my little pony with my glasses on XD they were to small for his face so it was obviously not the right fit. It was so funny that I fell to the floor laughing

I_Cant_Breathe_6363

My sister told me it's like I have to demons on my shoulder cause I'm gay. Incorrect, I actually have an angel and a demon, they just really like making out.  //I thought it was funny, it's not anymore but eh why not//

I_Cant_Breathe_6363

I think I just choked on air is that ok? Am I ok?
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kl3totoid

But kind of r/thathapp
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kl3totoid

This is hilarious. I was about to ask how old u were bc ur account bio looks like it was written by an I’m-so-edgy/ r/im14andthisisdeep middle schooler
            
            But this is redeeming
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I_Cant_Breathe_6363

I fell asleep and hen woke up in my dad's living room. There was a stranger in the living. I had also forgotten that I was at my dad's house. I then fell asleep again and I was in my room, I looked around and found cold coffee on my table. I was hella confused though, like I actually went out to ask my step mom what time it was and what he date was....