the realest

i cannot read 100K word fanfics like i used to 

it’s not clocking to you that i’m standing on business is it

i be having NIGHTLY crashouts over this stupid ugly white boy omg

i will never have a crush on a BOY ever again it’s strictly MEN after this

ugly white boys shouldn’t have me in my feelings but they DO

omg guys i didn’t even update but my birthday was like two weeks ago im 18 now omg

me when i get rejected from my dream college 

aint nobody on this planet more delusional than i am 

long as everybody getting paid right everything will be okay right

to the lady that yelled at me at work yesterday for absolutely no reason and recorded me i hope you’re proud of yourself for recording a 17 year old doing absolutely nothing wrong!!!! i dare you to post it because if you do a lawsuit is headed your way