I_ThinkTheFuckNot

Just found out Among us is mobile.... 
          
          
          
          
          Time to get killed first❤❤❤

Just found out my grandma stans for all lives matter. But I mean she is transphobic, homophobic, and racist. 
          
          
          But she is a Trump supporter soooooo I'm not surprised. 

My sister just gave me brain damage :D 
          
          I was messing with her, and she tried to kick me in the face, but instead of her foot 
          
          
          
          It was the remote, because it was by her foot and she didn't know,
          
          So the remote launch at my face and hit me in the forehead. That shit fucking hurt.

Do you now your asshole can stretch up to 8 inches wide? 
          
          Did you also now that raccoons can go into 4 inch holes?
          
          So therefore you can put a 2 raccoons in your ass if you tried hard enough.