I_am_Gone4357

Me complimenting vs. my not-quite-boyfriend:
          Him- you’re an amazing person, I wouldn’t trade you for anyone in the world
          Me- *after typing and retyping thirty times* you’re amazing too
          
          Him- your eyes are beautiful 
          Me- your face is symmetrical, like really really symmetrical
          
          ~one time when we were discussing what we like in book/movie characters versus real life~
          Him- well there’s this girl for this and that girl for that etc. etc. and you’re better than all of them
          Me- oh yeah there was him for this and him for this same thing and him for this same thing and etc. oh and you’re like that too

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Miraculous Ladybug season 3 got me like:
          Animaestro: aw Thomas Astruck doesn’t deserve that.
          Oblivio: NO YOU TOTALLY DESERVED THAT YOU ROTTEN SCOUNDREL!!! DOING THAT TO YOUR OWN FANS!!!!

For some reason, I can’t tap on the status updates I get notifications for without my app stopping working.

Missed my first day at JROTC because the AP Lady didn’t tell us we had to leave classes early to make the bus to the school that hosts it. A full half of us are just stuck sitting in the cafeteria.

Describing my cat to a friend: 
          
          “Mostly she sits there and glares at her slaves.”

Ultimate way to justify Anakin liking something which you have no proof for:
          “After all, it’s nothing like sand.”

People: there is no friendship between men and women
          Me: *deciding between a bat and a metal pole* mmmmmm watcha say

Lifting my hiatus early because I’m bored haha

Hey everybody- if I’m in a roleplay with you please tell the author I’m going on hiatus for a couple days. (I don’t even know what all roleplays I‘m in because I kept joining new ones when old ones stagnated)