Literal conversation I had today as Soldier:
Some random Spyper dude: “Soldier I sWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TELEPORTED BREAD AGAIN-“
Me *As Soldier*: “I had too! The teleporter was just begging to be used!”
Spyper dude: “First off, teleporters can’t talk, and two, don’t you remember what happened last time you teleported bread? You made a giant bread monster that destroyed the base! And now we have mini bread monsters in our soup...look, just don’t teleport any more bread, okay? Next time you do so we’ll have to hide the teleporters-“
Me *as Soldier*: “You cannot tell me what to do! This is America! I’m free to do what I want! And if that means teleporting bread then I will do so and I will do so joyously!”
Spyper: “That’s it, I’m hiding the teleporters. You’re “free” to search for them as much as you’d like, but I doubt you’ll find them, bud.”
Me *as Soldier*: “You just disrespected an American, Son! Your future does not look bright.”
Spyper: “Sure buddy...”
Me *as Soldier of course*: “You better shut that smart mouth of yours or I’ll rip it right off your face! You do not want to mess with a Soldier!”
*few minutes later*
“Apologies. It has now been brought to my attention by Engineer that I may have been a little to harsh with you. But I will not forget this!”
(And that’s it. They never responded after that lol) (Also here’s the picture this little “argument” was based off of.)
https://pin.it/65TyLEv