I_am_an-evil_cat

Uh anyone here knows anything about how i can delete my account cus now that i look back at this i was kind of funny but also kind of cringe like this was one yr ago and i wanna start over ok bie

I_am_an-evil_cat

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SO. THE FUNNISET THING HAPPENED.
          we were in romaninan (bacacly english for normal people, but in our english class we learn the fucking althabet even tih, were, like, 14) class, reading our essays.
          And, we had to write about what animal we would be if we werent hoomans.
          And my coleague goes like:
          I would be a cobra, because i want everyone to fear me. And i would be very deadly, I would kill everyone, people will be scared when they see me.
          And im like, bitch, i think voldy isnt that evil, even i am not that evil, like ur going to phsichopath level here, ur almost next to umbitch.

I_am_an-evil_cat

@I_am_an-evil_cat i think i would ve a cat, because no glass is safe in my presence, and i break literally everything, and at day im like lazy, and then at night i can run like 30 miles.
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holyshitman1

@I_am_an-evil_cat well uh- what animal do you think you actually are-?
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I_am_an-evil_cat

So.
          I said that ill try to shift yesterday,i think, but i tryed shifting today.
          I used a sleep method, and my problem was that i couldnt fall asleep.
          So i tryed the piano method, in a break, because why not?
          I DONT WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER MATH CLASS
          soooo....
          it didnt work for me, and it didnt feel right. I mean its not gard to viaualise, just that..... it didnt feel right.
          So.. i was hoping if you could give me some advice how to be sleepy?
          Before shifting so i fall asleep.

I_am_an-evil_cat

I tryed shifting, but I fell asleep.... great.
          And now i woke up again.
          I had my alarm at this hour so Ill wake up from my dr....
          Or in case i fell asleep.
          So 
          Yay.
          This sucks.
          Im gonna try shifting again tuesday.
          And.
          Im gonna redo my script the 4 th time.
          I love being insecure.
          Also, i was thinking, writing, like, stryes of what happened in my dr.
           so bie

the-insanely-cool-jk

Thanks!
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I_am_an-evil_cat

@ouchronthatwasmyFoOt thx ur so sweet.
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I_am_an-evil_cat

@That_Annoying_Friend ahem.
            Im just gonna copy paste a page.
            The ability to shift existence into another plane of reality.
            
            Capabilities
            
            The user can shift themselves or their reality into another reality or plane of existence and/or pulling existences from other planes into their residual reality.
            This ability can also allow the user to shift the fabrics of reality straight into afterlife planes, such as Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven for example as they please, especially if the owner of this power has empowerment abilities associated with afterlife planes, therefore putting this ability to good use.
            And I know that this does seem imposible.
            But I hate this universe and im gonna give it a try
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I_am_an-evil_cat

UPTADE:
          My parents heard me vomit, and they are preety worried.
          Also.
          My luck is immesurable.
          The school closed, beacuse 2 teachers got coronavirus, so I won't have an exam.
          I mean..... maybe corona isn't so bad

ilylilyevans

1. Aw I hope you feel better 
            2. PLS MAYBE ITS NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL
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I_am_an-evil_cat

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LIKE-
          -MY DUMB ASS TRYES SHIFTING
          BC I GOT AN EXAM COMING UP.
          AND THIS IS MY FIRST TRY.
          AND I SWEAR-
          -I FELT LIKE THIS WEIRD SENSATION AND IT WAS ALL GOING LIKE IT SAID IN THE VIDEO.
          AND THEN.
          MY BRAIN STARTED HURTING.
          AND THEN
          DUMBASS ME
          FREAKED OUT
          AND I OPPENED MY EYES.
          AND GUESS WHAT!
          I VOMITED.
          AND I HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW.
          FUCK

ilylilyevans

OH NOOO IM SO SORRY THAT HAPPENED BUT I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS YOURE GONNA SHIFT SOON DONT GIVE UP!!!
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