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A funny and a bit sad thing happened to me today.
          
          So my boyfriend is transgender and we we’re competing about who can make the worst joke and let me tell you it was him.
          The thing that made me laugh was when he said “suck my non-existant dick”

I'm bored so I'm just gonna share this
          
          So this year my geography techer said : Slovenia is no longer balkan sience it left Yugoslavia.. geogrephy teache
          
          And I was like ma'am I don't see how it's possible to leave a A REGION, like the fucking territory of the country didn't move so we can't really leave a region which we once were in, this is only possible if we somehow magically move our territories 

I've been thinking about my life has come to.
          I'm up at 2am reading very VERY smuty headcanons abouy 4 dead gay wizards from the 70s.
          I'm really wondering how I got here, I think it's quarantine.
          And tbh quarantine has changed my quite a lot.
          And I'll just list a few things here,
          1. My romantic attraction, I knew I was ace for quite a few years now but quarantine has got me to discover I'm bi, questioning if lesbian, I also realised I'm grey/bi romantic (I hope that makes sense but it probably doesn't)
          
          2. My gender identity, this was a real (idk what). So it went like: female, ok no demigirl, wait no female, no demigirl, ok no nonbinary, nevermind demigirl, actually genderfliuld, ok genderfae actually, no agender, no genderfae, ok no it's genderqueer, actually it's librafeminenne, no it's definitely genderqueer. Now we finally came to an end with a realisation that I am genderflux.
          
          3. I hated my long hair, before quarantine I loved my long hair and now I'm getting a pixie cut because I feel like it has bad energy attached to it (the rest of the hair)
          
          I won't go on any further because I don't want to waste your time, and if you actually read all of this and came here to the end I hope you have a great day and just remember that I love you

Guess what I just overheard
          
          So I was out with my friends and we overheard this: 
          “So you know the red bull comercilas like red bull gives you wings, well one of my friends tried to sue the company cause he didn’t get wings”

This is officially the weirdest thing that has happened to me in 2021. So I look like my celebrity crush's girlfriend and today I girl came up to me and asked me if I was her. I said no and that I wish I was and I don't know if I should be offended or flattered. I'm so confused 

Hello people who see this today I just felt like opening wattpad again and I’m gonna share a funny story from my spanish class (again)
          
          So we were talking about our favorte aniamls and one of my classmates loves sharks (we’re from Slovenia and here we call sharks “morski pes” which quite literally translates to “sea dog”)
          
          And then he says:
          
          “Mi animal favorita es el agua perro”.
          
          We were all laughing at him lmao but thats the end, stay safe ly

Haii again besties
          
          So it hasn’t been that long sience my last post but I’ve slowly been getting back into HP and yes I know I changed my username and no I don’t gaf so yeah thats it.

Um hi...
          
          So the Harry Potter fandom has gotten really toxic (imo) and that's why I have davided to leave it (temporarily ofc)
          
          I also have a friend who has recently come out as transgender and I really want to give him all of my support and JKRs transphobia just got to me even harder then before he came out.
          
          I will not be taking my books down sience I am sure there are still people in the HP fandom who would enjoy reading them
          
          I might start writing something different that I am passionate about like tarot and astrology (I will continue my normal astrology book) (maybe or I'll just start writing a new one) and maybe about crystals too.
          
          This is basicly it so I would just like to thank everyone who supported me and I completely understand if you don't want to support me anymore.
          
          
          

AYYYY YOOOOOO
          
          I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING
          
          So me and my friend were talking about that thing in Spanish class (my last post) and she just want: oof simp
          
          
          I CAN’T WITH THIS BETCH

AYOOOO BECHES
          
          I JUST GOT MY FUCKING CRUSH’S NUMBER
          
          
          So basicly we were in Spanish class and he always sits at my desk and I sit in front (Spanish classes are in the classroom where our class normaly has all the other subjects so we have some shit under our desks) so basicly yeah he was going through my notebooks and I wrote my # on the first page so he decided to just call it and now I basiclly have my crush’s number