Hakuna Matata

BAHAHAHAHHA I FOLLOWED YOU BC YOU CALLED @loisaanime A WATTPADIAN THOT

I could scream rn

Every time I try to sleep I have this flashback to second grade of when I THIRSTED after this really pale lanky dude, and like, im so sorry Logan. You were just trying to add and divide but I was a thirsty 7 year old. To my boi log I’m sorry 

That was so bittersweet 

Y’all I’m about to go see endgame

After reading so much smut I’ve deteriorated my
           natural mental stability. From pure atheist to e-girl supreme.

Check out One Job by TeaMarr
          
          Sis is good

Wattpad writers : If you make a lgbtq story, ya gotta have a parent who hates you when you just breathe, or a parent who is annoyingly happy all the time
          
          Readers: but what about-
          
          Wattpadians furiously waving pride flags: THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN, also have that one gay friend who snaps back at everything but is secretly depressed or that one female friend who fetishizes gay sex

If you yee to hard 
          
          
          Reverse it by saying yeehaw 12 times

me: h-
          
          nine year olds: SPOTLIGHT YUHH IM SAD I KNOW YUUUUHHH, I LISTEN TO X BECAUSE IM SAD ALL THE TIME AND DEPRESSED