Once upon a time there was a crocodile. That crocodile was part of illuminati. So he was learning all the illuminati secrets, like how to perfectly put strawberry jam on a flagpole, when suddenly, a yellow flamingo jumped out of the ocean and yelled "ITS GRAPE. IT ALWAYS WILL BE-" and the world turned into grape jelly. And the crocodile was allergic to grape jelly, so he blew up. The end.