IamBlank6767

Bored and made a new character after a while, who's up for RP in the 3rd person?

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Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually, you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense of society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.
          
          -Funny Valentine, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 7

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Listen, DIO. I am here to end you. I will be taking everything that you think you own away from you. I will be going out of my way to smash you into a million tiny fleshy bits. No questions asked. I don't care how many watches you need to punch in order to stop time. I will stop you even in the stopped time. I will take the ability from you if I have to. I will stop time to stop you from stopping time. I will stop you from destroying the Joestar bloodline by ramming so many punches up your ass that your dead father will be flying out of his grave just from the shear impact of my punches. I will become like the Belmonts and whip you into submission like a dominatrix. Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be crying in fear every night after what I will do to you.  I already have Polnareff on speed dial to form an impenetrable line of defense. Yes, an impenetrable line of defense, so you cannot escape my wrath. If punching you doesn't send you back to fucking hell where you belong, I will find a way to harness the power of the god damn sun and smite the curse that is your existence. I don't care how many SunnyDs I need to drink in order for it to work. I will do it in a fucking heartbeat. I will be punching so hard and so fast that your body will transform straight into ash. No bullshit at all. I have fought enough stands and stands users to know that your choice of people to have as minions is shit which means your fighting style is also shit by proxy. That's how it works. Look at Math. Brando rhymes with Lando which means you were destined to play second fiddle to me, Jotaro fucking Kujo. You're lucky it's night time and I don't have a magnifying glass on me because I would be roasting your entire body like the ant you are. If you thought you could beat me with your time stopping bullshit, you are wrong. You will regret ever duking it out with me and I'll make sure you regretted the day you decided to come out of that fucking coffin.