IamMurphyWilson

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IamMurphyWilson

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Hiya Murphy! I’m just wondering how your parents decided to choose your name. I think it’s lovely, but it reminds me of this yellow glass cleaner that I used to drink when I was little. Okay, so I know cleaners are poison and shit but I had a small addiction to bathroom cleaner when I was little. I had to see a doctor about it and it got really outta hand. Honestly the dusting polish was terrible- especially the lemon scented one. Did you know that lemon scent doesn’t TASTE like lemon? I mean JESUS. What a shocker I had when I tasted chemicals. I remember being little 4 year old me and choking in the flavor. I almost died! Okay okay so my favorite cleaner is Scrubbing Bubbles. They are honestly really underrated and shit and I think everyone should have at least one shot of it before they die. It’s really good and chemicals aren’t as Strong as the dusting polish. Anyways-
          I was just curious in how your parents came up with your name. Everyone got that story so I’d like to hear yours :)

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@GroupieFromThe1960s Idk what I’m doing here but Murphy’s Oil Soap dusting polish is awesome as FUCK. I use that everytime I go to work and it makes wood look shiny and new. 
            Lol that shit smells good but it tastes bad. Don’t worry, my mom once took a sip of pinesol floor cleaning product because she put it in a water bottle and she thought it was her water. She’s still alive since she didn’t swallow it but that thing looks like grape juice but tastes like shit. 
            
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