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Attention breaking news
The world is getting worse
And you are too
Yeah attention breaking news
The cats are all gone
so
is the color blue
Yes, attention breaking news
You just got gum stuck
On both of your shoes
Yeah, attention breaking news
Over half of the time you will always
Lose.
New research says you annoy all of your friends
Your behind on the latest collectible trends
All the trees burnt down
There are no more trees
The sky is turning purple
And the kids are catching fleas
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And now for tonight’s top story
Theme Park Terror strikes at Freedom Kingdom
The animatronic Abraham Lincoln from the Presidential Log Ride has reportedly escaped the park
Police are reporting that the android removed the rubber faces from the rest of the animatronic presidents
And was last seen boarding a shuttle headed off-world
Officials are warning all citizens of neighboring planets to report any suspicious activity
The android is presumed armed and dangerous
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LMAO ME AND @Oz_on_Pawz ARE LOWKEY MATCHING BY MISTAKE I JUST REALIZED IT
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My homeroom teacher be lowkey playing spinning fish for 10 hours he said he liked it
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Abel PFP !!!!
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I miss my girlfriend I need a hug
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I had two days to do a math quiz (Monday Tuesday) and I only got one problem and the start of question two. I got told by the student teacher that I would have to go in during learning lab or recess I mean I’ll go in during recess cuz it’s cold but math is hard :(