Aaron

Idk why but my mom is suddenly so invested in my supposed love life..every time we hang out she's convinced that any guy or girl (or non-binary but not that we'd actually be able to tell without asking ofc) she sees is interested in me like earlier she kept going on and on about how this guy kept looking at me and was practically begging us to walk over and get my number like what?? And she mentions marriage a lot more lately saying how by my age she should've gotten a grandchild already..I'm the second oldest if you want a grandchild please go bother the eldest sibling like why does it have to be me? Not that I don't want children but I'm trying to fix my mental health before ever deciding when I want kids 

So it's currently 6 am where I'm at and I had a weird dream but I don't remember what it was really about I hate that sm..it's literally on the tip of my tongue but I can't remember ANYTHING except a stupid dancing banana 

A really weird and creepy thing just happened to me today and idk why but I'm laughing about it..top 10 scariest moments of my life
          
          
          Um ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ for those sensitive to SA YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          So this family I was babysitting for has given me enough money to take their kids out to eat and enjoy the park right? This random guy comes up to me and asks "Are these your kids? Where's your husband? You look way too beautiful to not have one" and when I didn't respond he just kept going saying "Aww come on now don't be shy I ain't gonna bite..I mean ..unless you're into that?" I told him that I was just waiting for my "husband" to get back with our food and "called" him to say we were waiting..but the guy was STILL persistent so I told my "husband" that I'll walk back to where he is thinking he'd finally leave but he was following me so the first thing my dumbass could think of was to get the kids in the car and lock the door while I deal with this strange man cuz I had actually called the police so I stalled until they arrived. The creep wouldn't let up and kept touching me and even tried choking me I couldn't go anywhere because I didn't wanna endanger the kids but thankfully before anything worse could happen cops arrived I was so scared but I did what I had to to keep the little ones safe especially considering one of them was barely a 3 month old baby

I'm having a mid life crisis. I'm old and want happiness is that too much to ask? :\

hi there! thx for the follow :D 

omg ur pfp is Carl ily