My names Ian. Last name isn't Miles, but why would I tell you what it really is. Jeez so jusgemental. Homosexual slurs don't affect me. Get over it. I'm writing a book I had an idea for back in, what, fifth grade, called Ace of Spades. I may get done. I may not. It'll take a while. And probably won't be to good. Leave me alone you're so mean.