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guys imagine obama in a bikini. that's all i have to say

Guys I searched up Florida Man January 27 to see what crazy shit my locals be doing on my birthday and this is what I got: https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/27/us/florida-grenade-evacuation/index.html

Y'all know that Pinterest pin that says 'yall ever fall in the shower and try to grab the water?' Well that js happened to me and I feel stupid T-T

Wtf is wrong with my mom because how did our conversation go from explananing the plot of Sunrise On The Reaping to me using electronics too much? “Kids are dying all over the world and you’re using your phone like and ungrateful child”

Guys I read the first 53 pages of The Crank Palace and I’ve already cried 4 times. IT HASNT EVEN GOTTEN TO THE PARTS I THOUGHT I’D CRY IN?!

I think I might be sick because how did I go from fighting to the death for the last slice of pizza to only being ok with one (I was fighting my friend in the morning and like 2 hours ago I js wanted one....? I think my stomach may be bipolar)

Stawp because why is my dad raging over those low quality PS5 trash games with horrible NPCs and voice acting along with a horrible plot?

So my books Got here and I read the first page of the crank palace and I'm half crying already

I'm crying my books don't get here until May 9th. ALSO I GOT A FOUR AND FIVE ON MY FAST TESTS!!!!!!

ARJODJMWKROSSJWNNF MY BOOK ORDER GOT CANCELLED NOOOOOOOOOO