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Guess who isn’t dead? Me!

Y’know, I actually joined this site a few years before I made this account. But I don’t really talk about the me back then. I mean, I was a v innocent and pure child, but I was also kinda cringy.
          Then the online world came and smacked me in face, haha—

I’m just laughing quietly at my inactiveness

I mean, I could publish that English thingy I’m working on in class, but...

I should really publish something on here at some point—

You ever get that feeling to do something, but when you start, your inspiration goes “poof”?
          Probably. It sure does suck, eh?

My photo gallery may possibly be filled with memes.

You know, I can be a lot more like “me” on here. No one I’m “friends” with will see it, so they won’t judge! So I can be the one and only.. me! I don’t care if it’s cringy, weird, or odd. If all I’ll ever do is talk to myself and make books I’ll never publish. That’s who I am.. and I’m proud of me! Good job, me!

My icon
          Is adorable
          Uwaaaaaaaaa!

Maybe I should say somewhere, “Hey! I’m a dead meme who y’all call Alice in the online world!” so people know that it’s me. But.. nah, I like the privacy. I can be my strange, awkward, talkative self without anyone judging. Hopefully.