A kid threw a water balloon at me, tried to catch it and it exploded in my hand so I said to the kid. Is your name Dick cause you sure are one.
Later found out he was in fifth grade. Oh well
Ok since Mother’s Day is almost over that means that Fathers Day is coming. And since I hate Fathers Day, what mean things can I tell my dad without him noticing it’s mean
@IceHeart505 Its a relief you're alive right? (A fake smile)
Hey pops, aren't you GLAD to be a father?
(Sarcastic tone)
(Don't say happy Father's Day and just pretend you forgot, it hurts their feelings lol.)