IceHeart505

It’s 1 in the morning, so why is my neighbor playing basketball.

IceHeart505

Ok since Mother’s Day is almost over that means that Fathers Day is coming. And since I hate Fathers Day, what mean things can I tell my dad without him noticing it’s mean

Mongoose0803

@IceHeart505 Pick something else you hate that he doesn't know about and say you love him as much as that thing...
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Chicorykun

@IceHeart505 Its a relief you're alive right? (A fake smile)
            
            Hey pops, aren't you GLAD to be a father?
            (Sarcastic tone)
            
            
            (Don't say happy Father's Day and just pretend you forgot, it hurts their feelings lol.)
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