Ice_heater13

I've published my cosmic serpent story on here 

Ice_heater13

Guys, i do not know how or why, but i somehow got my account back along with all the things i wrote on there. Which is great and all, but it begs the question. 
          
          Should i continue on that account or should i bring everything pn this one?

Ice_heater13

Guys I have a question. 
          
          How do centaurs wipe their ass?

Ice_heater13

@tanzsu_makgiuo well, to give you the short summary, he put his ass where it didn't belong and he paid dearly. 
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Ice_heater13

@tanzsu_makgiuo well, tanzsu, have you ever heard of the tragic yet hilarious case of a man named "Mr. Hands"?
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DashingBanana

Not gonna lie, I was looking at my notifications and your pfp jump scared me xD

DashingBanana

@Ice_heater13 true, I guess that happens when you browse while your tired XD 
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Ice_heater13

@DashingBanana relax, you're not under 13
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Ice_heater13

Ice: well, it's March 25. Can you guess what I am now?
          
          Shay: a now motivated writer?
          
          ???: making a new story?
          
          Ice: well sorta. I am now a full year closer to a life of misery and agonizing death which will take too long to come.
          
          Shay: you mean your birthday?
          
          Ice: yes, I'm 17 years old and i am just BEGGING, for truck-kun to come and start my new career. 
          
          ???: well happy birthday, ice!
          
          Ice: thanks, but I'm wishing it was any other day. Just not that enthusiastic anymore.
          
          ???: I see. But that aside, I know about your previous account and want to hear from you about it.
          
          Ice: well as it turns out, wattapd surprisingly isn't responsible for the deletion of my account!
          
          Shay: wait really?
          
          Ice: yep. I now know the full story here and who should bear my hatred.
          
          ???: care to tell us?
          
          Ice: sure, but in the book of ice.
          
          (Short summary: it's 17th birthday, and I'll tell you a story that sounds outright ridiculous, but is what really happened to my old account.)

Marks_75

@ Ice_heater13  Happy birthday my friend! Hope you managed to celebrate it, even with the Covid and all.
            
            And I really want to know what DAFFAQ happened if it isn't Wattpad's fault
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