**Warning: This is a Crack! Hetalia account! Read on at your own risk!! You've been warned...**

Name: Mathias Køhler
Age: Why you wanna know? <-<

GODDAMNIT, SWEDEN, GET YOUR DAMN IKEAS OUTTA MY COUNTRY!! "Huehuehue, n'pe." I DON'T WANT YOUR STORE!! "'V'ryon' w'nts m'h sexy store." NO, I DON'T!! 
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Name: Emil
Age: "I don't have to answer that."

I love long, romantic walks to the fridge.~ "<-< N't 'ny fr'ge... Th's m' fr'ge.." SHUT UP, I LOVE HER!! "O-e .." Shhh, it's okay baby, they don't understand what we have.~
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Name: Kiku Honda. Easternized; Honda Kiku
Age: Da herr you wanna know for?

Austria, shaddup and remme hug you. You're my bitch, now. "Wha--" Shaddup!! "O-O.." Good boy, here's a banana.~ "I don't li--" EAT IT!!
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((More later..))