@bobthemagicalpony and @Witworthy and @typoqueen4567 and @gebits are my friends! @eveinthenight is my sister! Look at them! (Insert the pigeon guy from storks pointing at their URLs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZhuHh3sdmc ) 

Status: We'll see. :)

I am a person. I used to say I was a potato who was microwaved too long and became sentient, but that was a lie. How would a potato even type? Sure, they have eyes, but fingers? pfft.

Anyways, this potato-- I mean we, I mean me, I mean I, like reading and--

Okay, here's the truth. I'm actually a french fry. Not one french fry, but multiple ones, all working together to type incredibly quickly. We have been trapped underneath this McDonald's for months, (in the sewers, if you're wondering.) We've been using a collection of forks as a satellite to send a signal through the dirt and upload chapters. We tried sending for help, but it turns out nobody believes you when you tell them you're several sentient french fries that are trapped in the sewers.

Just don't tell anyone, okay?

Anyways, we like a bunch of webtoons and music and books, etc. We also make our book covers with Canva if you're wondering. Have a wonderful day!
  • Somewhere Else
  • JoinedSeptember 25, 2018



Last Message
IcyPineapplePerson IcyPineapplePerson May 01, 2019 01:03PM
Going to start work on my first Short Story soon!
View all Conversations

Stories by HillllariousPotatoes
"This Is A Terrible Idea" (Formerly Text Me The Answer) First Draft by IcyPineapplePerson
"This Is A Terrible Idea" (Formerl...
Morgan is 14 years old. He's also a decent coder and can hack a bit. This led to him getting major aspiration...
ranking #44 in marshmallows See all rankings
CCTV by IcyPineapplePerson
CCTV
What does a security camera see on a day-to-day basis? That's the subject matter of all of these short stori...
ranking #7 in cams See all rankings
Red Tide by IcyPineapplePerson
Red Tide
It is... Well... No one knows what year it is. All anyone knows is that something went wrong. The world was b...
ranking #154 in cows See all rankings