I uh. I apologize to TTS fans. I’ve been neglecting our boy
But, uh, here’s a snippet of another fic I started recently (it’ll go up on AO3 when chapter one is done, not here). Bonus points if you can guess what fandom it’s for! :D
(Also my AO3 is justanaveragehumanbean) *cough*
Snippet starts below.
“Free map!” a small robot from nearby suddenly shouted. I whipped around towards it, heart skipping a few beats as I stumbled backwards a couple steps.
“Sweet mother of-” I wheezed, cutting myself off as the bot rolled closer. It stopped a few feet from my slightly hunched figure as I glanced up at it. I raised one eyebrow as it continued to stare at me, unblinking eyes seemingly permanently open. “Uh… hi.”
“Hi! Please take this map,” it continued in its text-to-speech-esque voice, producing a map from… somewhere. I quickly straightened up, looking the bot up and down. After a moment’s hesitation, I opened my hand. The bot - a bit overenthusiastically - shoved the map into my palm. “Thank you. Please enjoy.” With that it rolled off, most likely to scare the daylights out of some other unsuspecting guests.