Idiot_Bug_

Im writing a pantheon for my roleplay characters and lore

Gonna actually cry if i come across one more ducktales smut fic. 

I fall in love so easily
          All you gotta do is chat with me every day and give me an egg 2 times a week

Butterscotch chocolate vanilla maple waffle pancake?

(Screaming gayly, sickly, and tiredly)

Fuck it im inviting Keanu Reeves to my bday party cause fuck everyone i wanna see if i can get a god to come to my birthday

THIS US HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN SCREAM IN THE DEAD O' NIGHT

This girl keeps asking me to go do open mic in chorus and thats a LOT of pressure. I know ive got the voice and looks of a goddess and everyone's favorite sub calls me his favorite student, soloist, and artist, but come the fuck on i cant do it everyday its just the same song
          
          Also i'm not narcissistic, i care a lot about others, im just really gay for myself

Do you ever think about how The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe is just Edgar writing down that he was screeching at a raven he thought was lying to him by saying, "Nevermore," but made it really ethereal and mystical sounding?

Pirogi time
          *pizza time theme but played on the pirogi*