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When you are remaking a story you already wrote 2 times on this damn website: 

I'm going to rip your throat in call of Duty 

I SAW YOU ON A TWOMP FIC, I SEE YOU ARE A DSMP AND ALSO LIKE LIFE OF LUXURY??? i need you as my friend-

Hi. Sorry for not talking for a few months. I have been dealing with school and mental health issues. Hope yall are doing well :)

Hello everyone. I am back from my dead after not posting for at least half a year. I'm sorry I haven't posted. I had no motives to write or do much of anything, but now I am finally back.
          
          As some of you might have seen, I am creating a new book that is basically any unfinished story or short story I made in 8th grade to now. 
          
          I also know I am saying this super late, but Happy Pride Month ♡. I also wish a happy birthday  to Technoblade, Scott Cawthon, and any Junebugs or any month I missed. I hope you guys had a good birthday :)
          
          Anyways, the first actual chapter will be posted today. I just posted the information/warnings since that will be needed. Alright, I'm gonna stop talking and leave you guys alone. 
          
          -Variant/IdkTwTdreamnoblade

Happy Birthday, Technoblade! 
          
          

MOTHER *breaks door*

Boop!
          You have been booped!boop 20 other people and let the chaos spread!

AYE LETS GO
          ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY :D

Hey guys! Guess what? MY SISTER HAD A BABY :D 
          IM HAVING ANOTHER NEPHEW