Idk_Dawg01

Alr I was playing some gow4 and I heard gun shooting from the distance in the woods in the game, who tf pulled up with a AK-47 bro. ☠️

Idk_Dawg01

A platypus?

fjohnson40439061

@Idk_Dawg01 what kind of plumber are you? A platypus plumber? Perry the platypus plumber? *Dramatic gasp* PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!
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Idk_Dawg01

@CrusaderOfTheDamned PERRY THE AUSTRIAN PLATYPUS!?
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Idk_Dawg01

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Sorry if I barely said anything today. 
          
          I had a kidney stone and one of the pebbles went to my Urine tobe making me piss blood…which is crazy because I don’t drink ANY KIND OF SODA, hell not even Coca-Cola or Pepsi, I only drink coffee, juice, and most mainly and importantly water…and somehow after a long ass streak of not getting kidney stone since birth…I got it…either god is trolling or I did something wrong…oh btw the pain was like if a watermelon was on your right side and it wouldn’t go away, I had that pain for 9 hours if not more…mfs were tweaking with that one ☠️
          
          Am I taking the situation that happened seriously…?
          
          …fuck no mfs gonna find a joke to make in it and love it (I’m mfs)

BjAD756

Yeah I know that feeling too I had to get shock therapy for my kidney stone because it was too big for it to pass over and let me tell you something that felt like I was pissin out glass and had someone stab me on my area were my kidney was
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Idk_Dawg01

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I pray on every one with a healthy and happy relationship with their girl or man to reset themselves now, if I can’t be happy nobody can. 
          
          (Jk btw have a great valentines…even though I don’t really know how that even feels like at all, but hey atleast I got my friend Steve…fuck you steve)

Rose30987

@Idk_Dawg01 will you be my valentine?
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PodWingtheNewbKing

@Idk_Dawg01 what's valentines day and a girlfriend?
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