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I LOVE YOU ZOZO <333

@moon4stone @chwerrypie3 I want to vent

Gonna be inactive for a while :((

I think I'm gonna sleep, shouldve listen to Moonie this time :((

Shi, am I drunk

Why Shrek x Kaeya by @medi0cris is the most astonishing book made in Wattpad's history!
          
          1. Beautiful writing style. 
          
          The author has this captivating writing style that engages the reader's interest. The way they describe Kenya's unfathomable admiration for his green-skinned lover is astonishing. It's what entrances the reader to immerse themselves in this universe.
          
          
          
          2. remarkable grammar.
          
          The grammar is utterly fantastic. it's difficult to find a decent story with such perfect spelling. it also helps attract a positive review and audience.
          
          
          
          3. Short, to the point. 
          
           Majority of books on Wattpad, besides the fan-fictions- 
          
          *COUGHS* DRACO MALFOY X READERS *COUGHS*
          
          * SNORTS * LEMONS * SNORTS * 
          
          You get the idea. Most books take forever to get to the main plot, and reach their climax. Reach their... 
          ... Wait ... Well..uhh...
          
          moving on past that... 
          
           Shrek X Kaeya is a short book, but it still holds a valuable meaning. It still tugs at the heartstrings, and makes you develop infatuation with the characters. Mainly Shrek, talking to you fangirls...
          
          The plot twists were amazing, the way Shrek supported Kaeya during pregnancy and did not leave for the milk <3
          
          
          Even the local and totally not made up publication companies are blown away by this story's brilliance! Just look what they have to say! 
          
          "I am truly disgusted, how on Earth can a man get pregnant?" - Billy
          
          "I need bleach for my eyes." - Patrica
          
          "Astagfirullah, who made this book?" - Sa'il Bin Abdullah Shafeek
          
          "Was the author on drugs?" - Stingy Suzy
          
          "Shrek is so romantic, I wish I was in Kaeya's place." - Fiona
          
          "Erm... How the fuck did Kaeya give birth to Diluc?" - My brother 
          
          What great reviews! I can't blame them, it is such a good story! Go read Shrek x Kaeya now!

I gotta go luv, I've got a science test tmr and I have to study for it (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

GO TO SLEEEPPMM

ZOYAAAAAA

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