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Chat I saw another spider in my room… my mom had a lot of questions when she came into my room to see me running around my room screaming holding a big ass metal pipe while cursing out a tiny ass spiders family. Bro became a stain on the wall cuz he touched my foot

Bro yk how teachers try to get you to get to know the class through icebreakers even tho youve known them for like 4years… yeah so that happened yesterday and we were playing four corners. One of the questions was “should wearing a helmet while riding a bike be mandatory” I went to disagree and so did my crush, look I had an argument that it is rlly based off skill and terrain. Cuz like if a pro was riding down a sidewalk with fucking no one on it they won’t likely need a helmet yk, and it’s obv dif for motorcycles but Thats a dif argument yk. Anyway my friend was looking at me weird and later on asked why tf I went over there. For some context I had a bad bike crash last year and I got road rash all over my face, bruising everywhere, and a bruised hip bone (idk how tf that even happens, doctor said it had a name but I Lwk forgot, apparently a lot of football players get it) and got a concussion… BUT THAT DOESNT CHANGE ANYTHING

I fucking hate this shit, my mom wants me to fucking talk but literally doesnt fucking let me wtf. So I gave her a paper I needed her to sign but they were fucking yelling at me to do dishes so I do the fucking dishes but now she’s mad I didn’t sign it before I gave it to her, shes saying shit like “how am I supposed to know you read this if you didn’t sign???” And I try to fucking tell her I read it on the buss and didn’t have a hard surface to write on but she kept fucking I interrupting me so I gave up and kept doing the dishes but then she got mad at me for not speaking to her. So I try AGAIN but she still doesn’t fucking listen so I get a little pissed and give her a bit of attitude… ok Im a teen tf u expect from me… and now shes pissed so I keep my words to myself so I don’t dig the hole deeper but shes getting pissed at literally every thing I say but she also gets pissed when I don’t talk so wtf do I say. So I js shrug and she legit said “if you shrug one more time Im throwing this paper in the trash” and I NEED that paper turned in so I js sign the fucking paper and slide it over to her along with a pen so she can sign but APPARENTLY I did it with attitude according to her cuz I slammed my hand down and aggressively pushed it towards her (I did NOT do that) and she got even more fucking mad so wtf am I supposed to do??? So she ended up signing it and then put the pen on top my computer along with the paper, and I FUCKING LOOK at the paper cuz I can bitch and she crashes out, Im sry ma’am but wtf did I do??? So I mumble “oh…” and try to get tf out of there but she goes “YOUR NOT EVEN GONNA SAY SORRY?!?!?” FOR WHAT????? So I js go “sorry.” She keeps fucking staring so I repeat myself multiple fucking times before I js grab the paper and walk away. What the actual fuck bro the hell was I supposed to do????

Bro am I trippin rn cuz like I put an AirPod down on a table yesterday and forgot to grab it but I literally used that AirPod to listen to music on the buss today…. Tf… no cuz Ik I used that side cuz I put it in my left ear cuz my friend was sitting on my right and I wanted to hear her yk. So tell me how tf I found it on the counter today wtf. WAIT I USED IT TWICE TODAY WHAT THE HELL?!?!? No cuz I listen to music on the way back and I put it in the same ear for the same fucking reason what the actual hell… and Ik damn well I haven’t used my AirPods since then so how tf…

Yk when u cross ur arms and they are js like \ .)(. /

Hey, I'm seeing you in almost every comment section on Violentine books, It's good to see someone active on this abandoned fanbase.

Sadly I have my far share of being cheated on so ima share to yall the craziest things I’ve done:
          
          • when I found out I didn’t say anything abt it but instead I recommend we play hangman that night. They said yes and we did a couple rounds of us js playing till I decided to go for it. The look on their face as they slowly spelled out the name of the girl they cheated on me with was der worth it. 
          
          • they said they had a vacation in Mexico with their family for a month and I was ok with it till I found out it was with another girl and not their family. So I put grass seed on all their carpets, sprayed it with water, then turned the temperature up in their apartment. They came back single and a jungle of an apartment. 
          
          • (for context this one was actually a guy cuz I’m bi but mostly like women, only liked like 1 or 2 dudes and he was one of them.) I blocked him on everything but every Father’s Day I unblock him and text him “happy Father’s Day” then block him again. He’s been trying to reach me for years lmao.
          
          • so they cheated on me and I left but I still had the app on my phone that makes our bed fold up and shit (it was one of those beds that folds and like goes to the wall so u got extra space) and sometimes every now and then I like to fold it up at night depending on how my day went.

Chat craziest thing happened at lunch today. So basically my friend group is mainly girls with the exception of one dude who’s chill af. Well today one of the girls came out as trans to us and it was a big moment yk, everyone being super supportive but I look over and see the guy looking confused af while staring at him. And as soon as everything pipes down he goes “where did your tits go?” The trans girl responds with “well I had to like tape them to the side so they’re smaller and less noticeable, luckily I was small before I switched.” And my guy STILL looks confused af and goes “but like… where does the milk go?” MY GUY TF U MEAN??? Everyone is going to”THATA NOT HOW IT WORKS” and shit but not explaining at all and bro was still confused af. So I obviously tell him “yeah it can be a pain sometimes, like sometimes it turns into whipped cream when we jump too much.” And dude legit goes “REALLY????” And before I can keep the bullshit train going one of the girls slapped me in the back of the head and said “no dumbass shes js messing with you.” Man I had so many more up my sleeve, like I was gonna tell him we have to empty them every week so it dont get spoiled…

Chat what do I do if my jellyfish sting is turning a purplish pink the day after I got stung, it’s also rlly cold if tha means anything. Am I dying??? Well Google says I have cancer and I doubt it soooo….

So remember how I broke the boardroom door lock… yeah so it happened again but now it’s stuck unlocked, how tf am I supposed to use the bathroom now???