Satoshi is my baby

Me when someone makes Satoshi a asshole:
          YOU SEE THIS BURNING,BLOODY UNIVERSE
          YOU SEE THIS ULTIMATE,UNLIMITED POWER?
          Author.
          I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT
          You little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half
          I'll shove you asses so far down your throats
          that when you crap
          you'll sing fucking beethoven
          tl;dr
          eat shit,faggots

satoshi is your baby while he is my child
          :^)

;) so me and my friend are having a conversation abt torturing Satoshi it kinda just came up tbh. Why do I do this to my bby again