MarvelManiac_
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friday not fucking me raw dude huh who said that
MarvelManiac_
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GIRL YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR READING LISTS
I JUST LOOKED AT YOUR PROFILE AND I KNOW YOU HAVE A CREEPYPASTA READING LIST BUT "CP" IS NOT A GOOD NAME
IM FUCKING SOBBING YOU GOTTA CHANGE THAT CRYING THROWING UP
MarvelManiac_
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A monkey walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The monkey says "I didn't ask for any of this."
"I was genetically modified in a science lab, I was given intelligence I never wanted. I was an expirament. A stupid creation where humans thought they could play god"
"They didn't make me sentient. They didn't make me able to process emotions and thoughts, they made me a fucking alcoholic"
"And for WHAT?!" The monkey yelled as he got mad. He threw the beer bottle across the bar in a fit of anger before realizing what he did "I go to the zoo sometimes. Just to look at my fellow beings, fellow monkeys there, swinging in the trees without a care in the world. I like to think I'm like them, I'm similar to them. But at the end of the day..."
"They're on one side of the glass and I'm on the other." The monkey finished his speech.
The bartender paused, astounded "Wow. That sounds like some serious monkey business"
MarvelManiac_
@Idontgivefreehugs I hate to inform you I have gone complete bonkers and I'm rocking off my meds (synopsis: I have terrible memory and I can't remember anything for the life of me I forgot my brothers birthday this week)
Idontgivefreehugs
@MarvelManiac_ BRO I TOLD YOU MAH MOTHER IS BRAZILLIAN LIKE A WHILE AGO HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING YOUR MEDS LATELY???!?!?!?!????
MarvelManiac_
awocka wocka
MarvelManiac_
I’m sorry babes but I can’t reply to private messages I would honest to god get killed by my parents
MarvelManiac_
@Idontgivefreehugs NO DUDE ALWAYS YOURE MY BRO FROM ANOTHA MOE (I don’t want to randomly insult your mother ) AND ANYWAYS SHITS BEEN GOING DECENT WHY WOULDNT I RESPOND
Idontgivefreehugs
@MarvelManiac_ it’s chill dude, I don’t expect you to take time out of your life to respond to me lol. I’m just glad you were able to get your dog back :)
MarvelManiac_
@Idontgivefreehugs BRO SORRY FOR NOT REPLYING YOU DIDNT @ ME BUT anyways dude I would’ve just died on the spot I unconsciously smile when I lie so I would’ve just flat out die on the spot
-fanadict-
Hello! I' just here to thank you for voting my creepypasta book! <3
captainamerica1023
Thank you for adding my story to your list!!! Hope you enjoy!!!
captainamerica1023
@Idontgivefreehugs I saw no message, and was confused so I just gave a small smile