Okay so we just hit 50K reads, and I have two things to say about that.
I am so, so grateful for everything you've done for me and said to me. Like 25% of my mental stability is dependent on you, (and thats not really a good thing but whatever) and I appreciate every single one of you so much! You are all so sweet, and funny, and mean so much to me.
Secondly, we have a lot of you, and my demographics show that you come from over 50 different countries! So... RISE UP MY MINIONS! SPREAD THE WORD, SPREAD MY GREATNESS ACROSS THE GLOBE