puppeteer of fear

me coming back after months of inactivity:
          
          https://youtu.be/rnw-TRbTng8

sometimes i read fanfics and say man if i were that character i would just jump off a bridge and then i realise that not everyone is mentally ill

person: man i sure am tired and want to go to bed and would have no negative consequences for going to bed because i no longer have work nor any other commitments
          
          me: then you should go to bed
          
          person: no i don’t think i will

hey guys i’m alive now, i’m gonna be dead again by tomorrow, and then resurrect after my exams cool thx

the college turned out to be pro batman i did not get in

me: hey i have a headache can you not make loud noises to make it worse
          person: HA HA NO IM GOING TO MAKE EVERY NOISE TO MAKE YOUR HEADACHE WORSE

just submitted an analysis of the batman comics as a college essay, i better get in

hmmm should i do my homework or should i watch five hours worth of videos on fnaf lore and screw myself over

why do people i know acknowledge that i’m right but still refuse to listen to me? like somethin aint adding up

me: yeah i’m gonna get into college
          my counsellor: *has not submitted my transcript to any college yet*