I suppose I should write something so cool it makes you want to instantly follow me. I should write something so witty you automatically think I'm super smart. It should be so awesome you just want to be my internet friend. 
I should write something where I fan girl over some popstar that you fan girl/boy over too, that way we have an instant connection...
Sadly, I am too socially awkward to have an interesting life to talk about and I'm not smart enough to say something witty and I don't want to admit to the countless of popstars I fan girl over. 
If you were, for whatever reason, to follow me, I'd most likely never strike up a conversation because (even though Wattpad gives us the security of anonymity) I am still too socially awkward to talk to strangers. 
So, this isn't really a description of me. It's more of a warning for you to not waste your time following me.