Bluudud (btw he is a creepy heldd back loser weirdo, and shedletsky is a sugar daddy)
another day being a super senior. where the freshies at am i right or am i right? After preying on more freshman behind shediebear’s back, and getting another payment for shaking ahh in front of him, I heard 10 gunshots ring out in the hallway. “What the bluu was that??!!” I exclaim, as not only am i held back 10 years, but my intelligence is too. after getting off of fortnite and no vic royales, I rise from my gamer chair drenched in unformed dih cheese to see what’s going on. I first assumed that one of the freshman was calling out my name, just like in those animes I watch where the cool nonchalant 6’7 yoai senpai attracts all the fish in the pond (iykwim) but I realized that little girls dont sound like pops, and I started to roll towards the school doors in private, (im not allowed within 100 ft) to save all of my game. thats when i stop ded in my tracks. i see them, the bodies that got so unjustifiably mutilated. turning my gaze away, i see them. the freshies. guest 1337, chance, noob, taph, and some rando i dont recognize (once a fresh always a fresh), cowering in the corner of a hallway. I once again shift my gaze behind me and see a DUD dual wielding gamersupps cans (bluudud is retarded and doesnt recognize guns). “i can’t let the freshman get eaten alive by the gamersupps monster!!” i think to myself, while a sudden sense of duty washes over me, a job that must be fullfilled (washes? sh*wers? j*bs? ew).
