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I drank the Grimance’s shake a few seconds ago, please lay blue flowers at my funeral.

California is a mood. One day it's all "Oh, let me burn your skin rq!" to "Rain mofo. Deal w/ it." Like, CHOOSE DAMMIT.

LMAO OT FLOODED AGAIN AT OUR HOUSE AND OUR CAR ALMOST BROKE DOWN GODDAMIT CALIFORNIA

Soo... are you one of my peeps?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Like anime watcher, Helluva Boss watcher, uhh, anything?

There’s N onion stuck on my ceiling for the past 5 hours. Please send help, febreeze is the only thing keeping me sane 

I’m in CA right now. And it’s FLOODING. Our car is too small to get out the parking lot, and it will malfunction. We already have 3 cars stuck in the middle of the flood. SEND HELP 

Planes got delayed for 4 hours, no others flights for my destination, and a singular voucher for a free meal that’s under 15 dollars.
          How is your after Christmas :’D

Welcome one and all to UK, London!
          Doors open at 8 am each day from Thursday 18 to Saturday, August 21! 
          
          All who joined, inside or outside watching the thousands of streams can cheer and hope for their last champion of the tournament, such as Junior Pi Wu and Senior Ko Tsukide from 2019! 
          2020 and 2021 we’re canceled due to COVID, but it’s back again after three years!
          
          Welcome one and all, to the Pokémon World Championships!

I’m cured 
          Yay

Y’all heard about that monkeypox thing? Appeared randomly in apple news