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Me and the bestie eating whizz fizz at 12:30am

Just found out I have to read Romeo and Juliet for school next year and now I want to die

That moment when you’ve got, like- a week until you need to post a chapter (yet you’ve only done a few paragraphs for some reason), and you REALLY should get to doing that AS WELL AS doing your god damn homework, but at the same time... spending your afternoon watching 20-minute-long YouTube commentaries on disastrous furry conventions and bizarre tumblr phenomena sounds REALLY good right about now...

I just got back home from the hospital!

The Wallace & Gromit there song has been playing on-and-off in my head for the past 24 hours and I now really want to rewatch the old episodes we have on DVD

Me and two friends just had a three hour conversation in our group chat  where we would say the name of a song and add “in my ass” to the end and it was hysterical.
          And it was all because of a reddit post one of the friends saw.

I’m feeling rather chuffed right now
          
          
          chuffed 1 /tʃʌft/
          adjective British Informal.
          delighted; pleased; satisfied.
          
          chuffed2 /tʃʌft/
          adjective British Informal.
          annoyed; displeased; disgruntled.

Writing tip: there are actually words for ‘the day before yesterday’ and ‘the day after tomorrow’! The words are ‘overmorrow’ and ‘ereyesterday’. I think you can guess which goes with which-
          They do come up with dotted lines underneath them when used, however I think that’s due to them rarely being in use. They kind-of went missing from the English language