Join the Illuminati today!

We see all.. We control all.. You Will be crushed under our might.. But we'd rather be friends! So lets try that first!

We are larger than we appear... Our influence unending please help the cause become a lackey today! For if you dont we'll find you and brainwash you until you see otherwise

We are here to help those who cannot help themselves! How noble of us

May the broken lives lay like "broken bottles"

"We said we'd compromise. If you make us put up a fight, we'll fight back until the day we die"