Hey! It's the awesome Prussia, ME! Ok, now to be serious. Hi all of Sam's reader's, you don't know me but I will be the one writing all the "dirty" things. 'Cause I'm a perv. My name is Lizzy, short for Elizabetha. I'm the girl that same met months ago. Samantha is, like, a super virgin. She can hardly say the word! So, me the awesome, LIZZY! will be writing for you potatoes. I hope you guys enjoy Sam's and my work.
The cake is a lie,
Elizabetha.