Semi- emergency? Anyway- im bad at being a social human being so imma just say it bluntly; do you know howta add a video to a story on here without using YT ?
Ok, so what if in Hogwarts a muggle-born gets a newspaper clipping feom their parents by owl and yell, "Guys! Florida man did it again!" and all the muggle-born start laughing while the purebloods are all like, "WTF IS THIS ABOUT"