Im-a-Bus

Sex? No thanks. I’m saving myself for the bog witch.

Throwback to that one time I ate a live spider.

Vibe checks are the headaches you get after you cry.

Merry Gaymas to everyone who celebrates and I hope you had a good day if you don’t.

At this point, what even is sleep anymore???

I wanna fucking die. Why? Who knows, I just do.

WHY. AM. I. PROCRASTINATING??? HELP.

Guess who’s procrastinating on their procrastination of a story?

Yay will never not sound sarcastic as shit.

I. Regret. Everything. I've. Done.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Halp.