アンドルー

Umm...じゃば (jaba?) doesn't mean japan. Japan is にほん (nihon/nippon)...and thank you is ありがとう(arigatou)... sorry, just felt like pointing that out. Nice profile though  d: 

Stuck in math. Bored as hell.

@slowlychantingnarry thank you. I think

@slowlychantingnarry stop talking

@slowlychantingnarry SHIT THE F**K UP

Hey peeps, told you I would post some stories! So go ahead, ask or dare me something!

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO LEDApple IS! THEY ARE AMAZING!

HOLA MY 33 FOLLOWERS! I know I haven't written hardly anything, so I'll make it up to you! I'll publish a Status book, my next book, Knights of the Not So around Table, and I'll write a surprise book this weekend! How you like dem apples. t(-_-t) gimme da fame.

There are my favorite people on Wattpad! I realized my joke book hasn't been doing so well, unless at least 5 people(since I don't have very many people who follow me) object, I will keep it, and keep thinking and looking for jokes. Otherwise, destroying the book FOREVER.

Hello my 31 followers! It would be great if you could start reading my joke book! I know there isn't much in it, but they're funny and I would really appreciate it if you gave it a jump start! Thanks!